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Quote of the Day

So It Has Come to This8

“Can’t breathe . . . Sweet chocolate . . . cutting off air . . . nuts.” – Homer Simpson


5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 21 July 2015 at 9:49 am

    Another battle in the endless war between Homer and vending machines.

  2. 2 Stan
    23 July 2015 at 5:49 pm

    It looks like he’s getting a blowjob from a vending machine!

  3. 24 July 2015 at 6:54 am

    Banner ads typically include graphics and text which entice Internet users
    to click on the advertisement. Without enough traffic,
    you will never have enough customers and this means you won’t be making enough money.
    Clients do not look no matter whether you’ve a small or big budgeted communication service.

    • 4 Anti-Spam Crusader
      24 July 2015 at 10:38 am

      When there’s some big spam…
      In your neighbourhood…
      Who you gonna call?
      Spam busters!
      When there’s something weird…
      Like an automation should…
      Who you gonna call?
      Spam busters!
      I ain’t ‘fraid of no spam.


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