Quote of the Day

Bart Gets Famous15

“What the hell are you reading books for?” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Death by Snu-Snu
    27 July 2015 at 8:41 am

    Funny how every time a character holds/eats a sandwich they (the sandwiches) always seem so big.

  2. 27 July 2015 at 3:48 pm

    Classic Season 5 Homer – eating twice as much food as necessary and reacting with confusion at the concept of learning.

    • 3 Anonymous
      30 July 2015 at 1:20 am

      But more importantly they still keep Homer from being a jerk and an ass (a jerk-ass if you will), which is why it works out so well.

  3. 5 ecco6t9
    30 July 2015 at 1:50 am

    I like the condiments being out since it shows that he actually made the sandwiches and took that entire time before mouthing off to Bart.

  4. 6 Patrick
    30 July 2015 at 10:36 pm

    This reminds me of that classic Bill Hicks bit about the time he was reading (unproudly) in a Waffle House, check it out!

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