Quote of the Day

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“I’m having some side effects from the dope.” – Bart Simpson
“It’s not dope!  It’s something to help you concentrate.” – Marge Simpson
“All I know is my testicles won’t fit in my underwear.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, get those oranges out of there.” – Marge Simpson

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Staniel
    29 July 2015 at 9:42 am

    Whoa! With balls like these Bart should definitely fuck Lisa.

  2. 2 Frank
    29 July 2015 at 12:15 pm

    The Family Guy already did it!

  3. 3 Victor Dang
    29 July 2015 at 4:00 pm

    I like the short scene after this a little more, when Marge puts the oranges back into the kids’ lunches:

    Marge: “Back into the lunches you go.” *puts back oranges into lunches*
    Lisa: “Eww, Mom!”
    Marge: “Oh grow up.”

  4. 4 acreatureididnotknow
    31 July 2015 at 7:07 pm

    This was where the show jumped the shark for me. The Simpsons shouldn’t do ball jokes, and that’s all there is to it.

    • 5 Victor Dang
      31 July 2015 at 7:18 pm

      Oh man, really? Compared what’s to come later in the season this is nearly gold.

      (And besides, the cheapening of jokes arguably started a season earlier.)

      • 6 acreatureididnotknow
        1 August 2015 at 3:14 pm

        My chronology may be off, and I do remember watching Kill the Alligator and realising The Simpson’s wasn’t very good any more, but Bart using the word “testicles” was definitely a watershed for me.

      • 7 acreatureididnotknow
        1 August 2015 at 3:15 pm

        “Back in the lunches you go!” was pretty funny, granted!

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