Quote of the Day

Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'10

“Go ahead, drool all you want!  You can’t hurt that finish!  Now, rainwater, that’ll strip it right off.  Aww, I shouldn’t have said that.” – Gil

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Vic
    9 August 2015 at 10:33 am

    I’m debating a little bit on whether I should watch this episode again or not. While I wouldn’t say it’s great, compared to the awful episode that went after this (“Make Room For Lisa”), this is a lot more enjoyable.

    • 9 August 2015 at 7:50 pm

      It has its moments – it did give the world “I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows” – but that stupid action climax with the escaped rhinos just goes on forever.

    • 3 The Anti-Stan
      9 August 2015 at 10:41 pm

      Same here, though my favorite parts are the traffic school sequence, Bart as Baron von Chickenpants, Marge mistaking Courtney Love for Sandy Duncan (and the absurdity of someone like Courtney Love on a Wheaties box), the crappy teacher-run variety show at the beginning, and Homer thinking yelling “Jumanji!” will stop the rhinos because it worked in the movie.

  2. 5 Name
    9 August 2015 at 7:11 pm

    How can rainwater hurt a finish? That one sounded like a car salesman in-joke they would tell each other during smoke breaks.

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