Quote of the Day


“Okay, search party, before we set out, let’s take a moment to humor the children.  Kids, your father’s gonna be just fine!  Okay, everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves, we’ve got two frozen bodies buried somewhere on this mountain.” – Ranger
“Did you hear that, Lis?  Dad’s gonna be just fine.” – Bart Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Vic
    11 August 2015 at 10:47 pm

    I like how Lisa’s frowning, concerned look throughout the whole thing while Bart’s upbeat at the end of it with his classic, unknowingly-pulled-one-over line. Great character moment all around.

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