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“Then, the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy, and that’s why it was the best summer ever.” – Ralph Wiggum

12 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    23 August 2015 at 10:20 am

    But can he still play da spoons, hear?

    • 2 Staniel
      23 August 2015 at 3:32 pm

      How do you write in italic? Please tell me.

      • 3 Cute... but evil
        23 August 2015 at 5:35 pm

        I think you can use html in comments.


        You can also post links.


        Just remove the exclamation marks.

        Have fun!

        • 4 Cute... but evil
          23 August 2015 at 5:43 pm

          Oops. The fake tags disappeared.

          Alright, let’s try this again. Ignore the previous post.

          (b) Bold (/b)
          (i) Italic (/i)
          Looks like the underline tag doesn’t work. Oh well.

          For links:
          (a href=”YOURLINKHERE”)Link description(/a)

          Replace ( ) with

  2. 11 Staniel
    23 August 2015 at 6:39 pm

    What I [b]did[/b] on my [i]summer[/i] vacation…

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