Quote of the Day

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“Goodbye, Homey!” – Marge Simpson
“Goodbye?  Where’s my clean underwear?” – Homer Simpson
“Check the dryer!” – Marge Simpson
“How often should I change Maggie?” – Homer Simpson
“Whenever she needs it!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge!  Marge!  How do I use the pressure cooker?” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t!” – Marge Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Staniel
    31 August 2015 at 5:33 pm

    – Marge! Marge! How do I use the pressure cooker?
    – Go to Boston!

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