Quote of the Day

22 Short Films about Springfield13

“Seymour, the house is on fire!” – Agnes Skinner
“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights.” – Principal Skinner
“Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow.  But, I must say, you steam a good ham.” – Superintendent Chalmers

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Cute... but evil and depressed
    10 September 2015 at 5:28 pm

    You know what, this segment might be my favorite moment in Simpsons history.

    This post actually cheered me up a bit after a very bad day, perfect timing.

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