Quote of the Day

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“Every time you go to that cook off you get drunk as a poet on payday!  Remember last year?” – Marge Simpson
“Look at me, I’m a puffy pink cloud!” – Homer Simpson

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Staniel
    12 September 2015 at 1:43 pm

    One cannot get that drunk from just beer. You’d usually pass out and pee yourself way before you’d find a huge cotton candy machine and indulge yourself in it.

  2. 2 Victor Dang
    12 September 2015 at 4:22 pm

    One of my favorite sight gags is when Homer grabs all those mugs and is about to down ’em all until Marge yells at him and he turns his head, letting that torrential flow of beer narrowly miss his mouth (and not a single drop lands in). And not only that, afterwards you see him drinking politely from a pitcher with a paper cup, though a lot of ’em, but if you look closely, you’ll see it’s water he’s drinking.

    Just wanted to point that out since both are things I only noticed on repeated viewings, and I also like it as a nice character moment, as Homer clearly still wants to stand by his promise to Marge. I miss that kind of Homer.

  3. 6 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    13 September 2015 at 8:16 am

    “…space coyote?”

  4. 13 September 2015 at 9:41 am

    Technically Homer would be dead or at the very least be severely burned because those cotton candy machines are hot enough to melt sugar.

    • 8 Bleeding Gums Murphy
      13 September 2015 at 3:12 pm

      This is a show where people can survive after their face is stomped by elephants or after falling twice through a gorge… But at least this was made just before Homer turned into a cartoony superhuman.

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