Quote of the Day

Chewable Prozac for Kids

“Look, my stomach really hurts.” – Bart Simpson
“All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.  Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Blue Bird of Unhappiness.” – Lunchlady Doris

Happy birthday, Mike Reiss!

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Noah P
    15 September 2015 at 6:31 pm

    I don’t know why, but I always remembered Manic Depressive Mouse and the Blue Bird of Unhappiness as some of those Itchy and Scratchy characters we heard about in “The Day The Violence Died”.

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