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Quote of the Day

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“Bart, in the split-second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.  You see how this relates to us?” – Lisa Simpson
“Hey, you want that once a year empty gesture?  You got it, sis.” – Bart Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Victor Dang
    19 September 2015 at 7:43 pm

    Well, Bart did technically keep his promise on his first try with no effort, at least.

    I also just love how Lisa’s getting her heartfelt, emotional example from Itchy & Scratchy, which makes the preceding clip even funnier.


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