Archive for September, 2015



25
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

Another Simpsons Clip Show4

“That doesn’t seem like a happy ending.  That seems more like a detached tale of modern alienation.” – Lisa Simpson

24
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

Goggles

“My eyes, the goggles do nothing!” – Rainier Wolfcastle

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Radioactive Man”!  Original airdate 24 September 1995.

23
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

Kamp Krusty20

“I don’t think I’d be any kind of a father if you got Ds and I let you go to Kamp Krusty.” – Homer Simpson
“But Dad!” – Bart Simpson
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.  Now, quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” – Homer Simpson
“17.” – Radio
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
“32.” – Radio
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
“5.” – Radio
“D’oh.” – Homer Simpson
“8.” – Radio
“Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“47.” – Radio
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

22
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

CFL Draft

“Hi, Ned.  Homer sends his apologies, but, um, there was some important work at the plant that only he could take care of.” – Marge Simpson”
“We now return you to exciting fifteenth round action at the Canadian Football League draft.” – TV Announcer
“And so, the Saskatchewan Rough Riders, who scored only four rouges all last season, Jack . . . ” – CFL Analyst

21
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson9

“Barney!  Where’s my car?” – Homer Simpson
“All I remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova.  Or maybe it was a street corner?” – Barney Gumble

20
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

FlourBag

“Oh, honey, don’t eat that.  Wouldn’t you rather have your sugar bag?” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t deserve sugar.” – Homer Simpson

19
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

Stark Raving Dad16

“Bart, in the split-second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.  You see how this relates to us?” – Lisa Simpson
“Hey, you want that once a year empty gesture?  You got it, sis.” – Bart Simpson




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