Quote of the Day

Marge on the Lam12

“Hi, Marge, I was wondering if you had a power sander I could borrow?” – Ruth Powers
“Homer?” – Marge Simpson
“Nope.” – Homer Simpson
“That’s one right there.” – Marge Simpson
“Alright, but remember: it’s mine.” – Homer Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    6 October 2015 at 1:50 pm

    This is completely unrelated to this QotD but I wanted Charlie and everybody else to admire this “Super Nintendo Chalmers World” fanart I found on Reddit: http://fav.me/d9c0i2e

  2. 2 FireFlower
    6 October 2015 at 3:04 pm

    That’s a great fanart! As you can tell from my username I am a big Nintendo fan.

  3. 3 The Anti-Stan
    6 October 2015 at 6:59 pm

    You notice how much Ned labels his stuff?

  4. 4 Stan
    7 October 2015 at 12:32 pm

    I like how it looks like a tiny road roller. Almost makes you want to say “ZA WARUDO”
    (quietly) wryyyyyyyyyyyy

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