Quote of the Day


“Hey, man, if the line’s this long, it’s gotta be good.” – Bart Simpson
“Get bent.” – Complaints Window Lady

Doris Grau would’ve been 91 today.  Happy birthday!

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 The Anti-Stan
    12 October 2015 at 9:16 am

    Yay, my favorite episode. Season four had a lot of good episodes. They could have ended the show there so it goes out on a high note. Krusty Gets Kanceled felt very series finale-esque to me.

  2. 2 The Artist Formerly Known As Rob K.
    13 October 2015 at 2:42 pm

    RIP, good lady.

  3. 3 The Anti-Stan
    17 October 2015 at 12:07 am

    There’s something weird about this part. When Bart and Lisa drag Selma off the bench, they head for the Little Land of Duff Ride (the It’s A Small World ride where the robot kids sing “Duff Beer for me/Duff Beer for you/I’ll have a Duff/You have one too” ad nauseum) and its absurdly long line, but after Bart assures Selma that a ride with a line this long has to be good, we whip pan to reveal that it’s the complaints line. Was this a writer mistake, or a really subtle bait and switch joke that flew over my head for all these years.

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