Quote of the Day

Lisa the Beauty Queen13

“Did you see Tine Epstein?” – Pageant Contestant #1
“Whoa, if you’re gonna binge, you better purge.” – Pageant Contestant #2

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    20 October 2015 at 4:31 pm

    Gotta love how grizzled/well-experienced these pageant contestants already sound even though they’re presumably the same age as Lisa or maybe a couple years older.

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