Quote of the Day

Homer Goes to College19

“I’m sorry, boys, I’ve never expelled anyone before.  But, that pig had some powerful friends.” – Dean Bobby Peterson
“Oh, you’ll pay!  Don’t think you won’t pay!” – Richard Nixon

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    14 October 2015 at 10:18 am

    “The man never drank a Duff in his life”

  2. 2 The Anti-Stan
    14 October 2015 at 3:03 pm

    Is this the same Nixon who would be a head in a jar on Futurama (though the Futurama version of him looks more realistic)?

    • 3 Stan
      14 October 2015 at 4:48 pm

      I named my tomcat “Nixon”. He lived for 12 years and then he died.
      Fuck you Steve Kroft!

      • 4 The Anti-Stan
        18 October 2015 at 2:10 pm

        Good for you. Now, do you have an answer to my question or not? It’s okay if you don’t, just don’t post bullshit like this.

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