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“Hey, Homer, isn’t this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?” – Lenny
“Pfft, Troy McClure, he’s a washed up movie star!  He could be dating washed up supermodels.” – Homer Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Frank
    20 October 2015 at 3:42 pm

    Heh – before I actually read that it was Lenny who said the first line, I read the first line with Lenny’s voice in my head!

  2. 5 Stan
    21 October 2015 at 7:12 pm

    Drunk Wolfcastle be like: “Ehye ohnlee hahd ohne mahteeni!”

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