Quote of the Day

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“Welcome to our world, most gracious Lisa.” – Leader
“Your world is incredible.  And you speak English.” – Lisa Simpson
“We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, oh Creator, and we have learned to imitoot you exalctly.” – Leader

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Just Curious
    27 October 2015 at 9:19 am

    “We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, oh Creator, and we have learned to imitoot you exalctly.”

    ^^ What’s the joke here?

  2. 6 Stantastic
    27 October 2015 at 3:36 pm

    BTW just wanted to comment that this was a perfect classic THoH segment (even though it’s Season 8 we’re talking about). It needn’t to be gory or weird or anything, heck even the story wasn’t totally ripped off of some mediocre blockbuster flick or series. Lisa creates life from a tooth and then gets stuck in its own universe while trying to deal with her brother. No killing! No decapitation! No freakshow at the end! Can you believe it?!?

    • 7 Vinny Souleman
      29 October 2015 at 3:58 am

      Yes, but Season 8’s THoH was kinda weak in the sense that you can tell the writers were running low on ideas and motivation. The only good story from that trio was the one with Bart’s evil Siamese twin because it had a lot of memorable lines, like “I made a pigeon-rat,” Lisa’s line about going to Radio Shack to search for a twisted, anti-social monster, and Dr. Hibbert’s line about rednecks wanting to be called “salt of the Earth men.” (or something like that. I know it was after Lisa told Hibbert that Siamese twins are called “conjoined twins” now).

      • 8 Stantastic
        29 October 2015 at 5:16 am

        Nah, I found the first segment much weaker than the other two. Strangely enough, it was the total opposite of the last edition for me: I enjoyed the most the last bit with elections-related humor than the first and even the second one. I don’t know if at the time they were writing them backwards, or if each segment had its own writer (probably), but you could feel the vibe coming from the last one. It was fucking hilarious came out waaaaay before Family Guy dd their Bill Clinton expression.

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