28
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Treehouse of Horror IV21

“You must drive this stake right through his heart.” – Lisa Simpson
“Take that, vile fiend!” – Homer Simpson
“Uh, Dad?  That’s his crotch.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, sorry.” – Homer Simpson


14 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Stantastic
    28 October 2015 at 10:51 am

    Yeah, here’s one of the earliest “dick” jokes ever found in The Classic Simpsons. Present, yet very scarce. Total opposite of the current “miss hoover” shit.

    • 2 Anonymous
      28 October 2015 at 5:53 pm

      I loved this scene.

    • 3 Vinny Souleman
      29 October 2015 at 3:49 am

      Wasn’t there a “dick” joke earlier than this one? The part on “Black Widower” where Krusty tries to tell the joke about the 12-inch pianist on Marge’s wedding video, until he realized that that would be inappropriate? Not saying that the Black Widower dick joke is better or worse than this one, but as Simpsons fans, you should know your history, no matter how trivial.

      • 4 Stantastic
        29 October 2015 at 5:10 am

        Uh-huh. ‘cept I think The Simpsons was a perfect reflection of rotten American culture.

      • 5 Ryan
        29 October 2015 at 5:13 am

        “Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.” — Mr Burns, Brush With Greatness, season 2.

        Not only a dick joke, but a Mr Burns dick joke, just like in the QotD.

        There’s been dick jokes from the beginning.

        Omfg why did I make this post. I’m not sure if it was worth it this time.

      • 7 Frank
        29 October 2015 at 2:36 pm

        And don’t forget the My Dingaling song in season 3!

    • 8 Smellson
      29 October 2015 at 8:21 am

      What “current ‘miss hoover’ shit” are you referring to?

    • 13 ecco6t9
      30 October 2015 at 3:11 am

      Was my ding a ling earlier than this?

  2. 28 October 2015 at 10:14 pm

    I love those dumbfounded facial expressions in Rough Draft episodes. Tiny mouth and huge eyes.


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