Archive for October, 2015



25
Oct
15

Sunday Preview: Treehouse of Horror XXVI

sideshow

After killing Bart, Sideshow Bob doesn’t know what to do with himself; Homer wakes up with short-term memory loss; Because of radiation, Lisa, Bart and Milhouse gain super-powers.

Ah Treehouse of Horror.  My favorite Halloween ever was probably the last time i ever tricked-or-treated, and FOX ran THOH I-IV back to back. In fact, I think nothing sums up The Simpsons more for me than when the house from “Bad Dream House” ultimately decides to destroy itself rather than live with the Simpson family. I doubt anything as epically awesome as that will happen tonight, but that seems like an unrealistic goal anyway.

25
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Treehouse of Horror IX6

“Hi, I’m Ed McMahon, tonight on FOX, from the producers of When Skirts Fall Off and Secrets of National Security Revealed, it’s World’s Deadliest Executions!” – Ed McMahon

24
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner9

“Welcome to Planet Springfield, the restaurant owned by me, Chuck Norris, Johnny Carson’s third wife, and the Russian mafia!

23
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Like Father, Like Clown15

“Don’t worry, Lis.  I got a plan that can’t fail. . . . Yiddle, my man, you’re a genius.” – Bart Simpson
“I love my work.” – Yiddle

22
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

LabelMaker

“What the?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s a label maker.” – Patty Bouvier
“We have one at home.  Before we got it I was always finding Patty’s stubble in my leg razor.” – Selma Bouvier
“Eeehh.” – Bart Simpson

Sorry for the late post.  We got some real good toy commercials coming up.  I promise.

21
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Rosebud17

“The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable little bear in the world, could be anywhere.  It could be in your house.  You could be looking at it right now.  It could be right in front of your face as I’m saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps being help up by a loved one.” – Kent Brockman
“Maggie, I’m trying to watch TV.  Put that moldy old bear down.  Moldy!  Old!  I’m gonna get something to eat!” – Homer Simpson

20
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

A Fish Called Selma16

“Hey, Homer, isn’t this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?” – Lenny
“Pfft, Troy McClure, he’s a washed up movie star!  He could be dating washed up supermodels.” – Homer Simpson




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