Archive for October, 2015



19
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Lisa's Sax16

“Bart, would you like to read a book?” – Marge Simpson
“No.” – Bart Simpson

18
Oct
15

Sunday Preview: Halloween of Horror

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When Lisa becomes scared at the Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, Homer is forced to take down his Everscream Terrors decorations. Halloween pop-up employees seek vengeance on Homer for causing them to lose their jobs, and rob his house while Homer and Lisa hide out in the attic. Homer and Lisa light up their stored holiday decorations to attract attention and stand up to the intruders.

I guess we are having a pre-THOH Halloween episode tonight. Apparently in this episode, taking down decorations that I presume have already been bought and paid for causes employees of the decoration manufacturing company to lose their jobs and take to lives of crime. Nick Kroll and Blake Anderson will be wasting their talent tonight as guest stars.

Can you believe it has been almost 17 years since George Carlin and Martin Mull guest voiced in “D’oh-in’ in the Wind”? Not that it’s relevant, I just thought of them when I saw a pair of comedians lending their voices to a show that is almost 20 years past its expiration date.

18
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Simpson and Delilah15

“I don’t have a thousand bucks!  But you do, don’t you, Marge?  You do!  You do!  You’ve been squirreling it away, haven’t you?  Saving it for a rainy day?  That’s what you said, right?  Right?  Right!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer!” – Marge Simpson
“Dad is taking this in a less than heroic fashion.” – Lisa Simpson

17
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“Uh, Magic, what if people think a guy’s a hero but he was really just lucky?” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t worry.  Sooner or later, people like that are exposed as the frauds they are.” – Magic Johnson
“Thanks, Magic.” – Homer Simpson

16
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble4

“But there was more to the Old West than just sex, folks.  A lot more!  If you look off to your left, you’ll see a real, Old West hitching post, possibly used by bandits, possibly during some exciting adventure!” – Ghost Town Guide

15
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Lisa the Vegetarian18

“Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again?  What about bacon?” – Homer Simpson
“No!” – Lisa Simpson
“Ham?” – Homer Simpson
“No!” – Lisa Simpson
“Pork chops?” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, those all come from the same animal!” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, right, Lisa, a wonderful, magical animal.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa the Vegetarian”! Original airdate 15 October 1995.

14
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

Homer Goes to College19

“I’m sorry, boys, I’ve never expelled anyone before.  But, that pig had some powerful friends.” – Dean Bobby Peterson
“Oh, you’ll pay!  Don’t think you won’t pay!” – Richard Nixon




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