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Quote of the Day

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“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson
“Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“No!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, let’s pretend you are.” – Mrs. Krabappel

Marcia Wallace would’ve been 73 today. Happy birthday.


6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Stantastic
    1 November 2015 at 9:25 am

    Gawd I’d have fucked her. Hard…

  2. 6 Son of the Guy Who Played Huggy-Bear
    3 November 2015 at 11:07 am

    Is that Carl in the background?


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