Quote of the Day

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“Just gimme my gun!” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period.  We’ve got to run a background check.” – Blood Bath & Beyond Guy
“Five days?  But I’m mad now.” – Homer Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 FireFlower
    2 November 2015 at 9:05 am

    Ism’t that guy named Raphael?

  2. 4 Wise-Guy
    2 November 2015 at 4:31 pm

    Whoa, easy there Annie Oakley.

  3. 2 November 2015 at 8:12 pm

    The first episode of Mike Scully’s showrunner stint and already Homer’s in full-on jerkass mode. He really didn’t waste a second, did he?

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