Quote of the Day

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“I cannot believe you are here!  Do you think maybe you could give me some pointers?” – Bart Simpson
“Sure.  There’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.” – Joe Namath
“Joe, honey, I fixed it.  It was just vapor lock.” – Joe’s Lady
“Oops, hey, look, I gotta run.  Remember what I told you.” – Joe Namath

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stantastic
    9 November 2015 at 9:59 am

    I’ll do fine as long as I remember what Joe Namath told me.
    “Honey, it was just vapor lock… vapor lock… vapor lock”
    I’m screwed.

  2. 9 November 2015 at 10:59 am

    I feel like this was one of the last really good “as himself” guest star appearances. They were always best when the celebrity in question was making fun of themselves (Adam West in “Mr. Plow” will always be my all-time favorite in this vein). It wasn’t long after this that they had people like Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger or Mel Gibson on just so they could kiss their asses for 30 minutes.

    • 3 Stantastic
      9 November 2015 at 1:26 pm

      Adam West sold his posterior to Seth MacFarlane some years later, we all thank him for that.

    • 4 Sarah Soulman
      9 November 2015 at 2:37 pm

      Wasn’t the Joe Namath appearance in this episode a send-up of those guest appearances on live-action sitcoms where a sports star helps the kid out (I believe the Brady Bunch did that)? ‘Cuz I know a lot of people say that appearance was gratuitous just like the ones that would come later (though that Mel Gibson one on “Beyond Thunderdome” is funnier now, considering “Passion of the Christ” and how Mel descended into anti-Semitic and sexist insanity), but if you know anything about television shows before The Simpsons (attention, millenials and people my age: yeah, I know, it’s scary, but there was a time where that show didn’t exist and people were happier for it), you know that this was a thing.

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