Quote of the Day


“Here, let me show you something.” – Moe
“Wow, I’ve never been in here before.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, well, when I realized we hadn’t had no ladies in here since 1979, I turned it into an office.” – Moe

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Smukcers Jam
    10 November 2015 at 4:19 pm

    All work and no Moe makes Moe a Moe-Moe-Moe.

  2. 3 Stantastic
    10 November 2015 at 10:27 pm

    The best toilet office was in that ep with Nelson keeping cheat sheets in the tank.

    • 4 Noah P
      11 November 2015 at 9:52 am

      Have to agree; I’ve always loved how he had that “Employee of the Month” photo of him in the stall.

  3. 5 Gina Brevin
    17 November 2015 at 4:05 am

    If Moe has had no woman in his bar since ’79, then what is the point of the “Women Drink Free” sign he had in one episode, along with the appearance of Ruth Powers to get her free beer, or that waitress he hired when Moe’s became popular for the Flaming Moe drink. Then there was that episode where Moe gets plastic surgery and all the women come to his bar to fawn over him.

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