Quote of the Day

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“Morris, is what this man’s saying true?” – Not Shelley Long
“Well, it’s hard to say.  He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it.” – Moe

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Smithers
    20 November 2015 at 11:01 am

    A couple of things:

    1. I never realized/knew that she (the newly-hired waitress) was supposed to be a parody of Shelley Long.
    2. The woman in the background looks like a female Carl; or a grown-up version of Janey Powell.
    3. Hahaha @ Moe’s full name being Morris.

    • 2 Stantastic
      21 November 2015 at 1:11 am

      His real name’s Momar Szyslak, and I don’t care if he himself says he’s Dutch. That name’s Albanian like applesauce.

  2. 5 Rob K.
    20 November 2015 at 1:23 pm

    I thought Shelly did the voice, sigh.

    • 6 D.N.
      20 November 2015 at 9:40 pm

      I think in the commentary for the episode it was mentioned Sam Simon wrote Not Shelley Long’s dialogue for authenticity, because he’d written for “Cheers.”

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