Quote of the Day

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“But you can’t leave!  We’re scamming an old lady at my house and I need a place to hide out.” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, Homer, I’ve been planning this vacation for years.  I’m finally gonna see Easter Island.” – Moe
“Oh, right, with the giant heads.” – Homer Simpson
“With the what now?” – Moe

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 acreatureididnotknow
    21 November 2015 at 2:53 pm

    The bear with the little car, uh?

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