24
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

TrimTheCatsNails

“We’d be doing our part for the environment!  Plus, we’d get to clean up all those cute animals!” – Lisa Simpson
“Honey, we don’t need to drive four hundred miles to clean animals.  You can stay right here and give the dog a bath, or trim the cat’s nails.” – Marge Simpson


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Spiked Eggnog
    24 November 2015 at 3:38 pm

    Everyone knows cat’s nails don’t grow this big without them constantly shedding.

    • 2 Ah Hee Hee Hee
      24 November 2015 at 4:12 pm

      It’s a cartoon. Everyone also knows people aren’t yellow with eyes that bulge inches out of their sockets.

  2. 3 Frank
    24 November 2015 at 9:52 pm

    Ha – hilarious scene. I always love these. They’re kinda like the Family Guy cutaways, except they’re in the same scene.

    Also in the running is during “Bart Sells His Soul” – when the cat hisses at Bart, he says “you’re pretty uppity for someone who eats bugs all day”, and then the cat coughs up a bunch of still-live bugs.


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