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15

Quote of the Day

AirBeingTorn

“I think I could actually hear the air being torn, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, shut up.” – C.M. Burns


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Frank
    29 November 2015 at 10:51 am

    hey,isn’t that a balk?

  2. 2 Victor Dang
    30 November 2015 at 12:33 am

    See, THIS is how you make Mr. Burns weak while still making it funny, not by turning him into a sad sack all the time.


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