Archive for November, 2015



13
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

OnlyBall

“Children, that was our only ball.  There’ll be no team this year.” – Vollyball Coach
“Awwww.” – Girls

12
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

Tiptoe

“I’ll send Laura over to babysit as soon as she gets home.” – Ruth Powers
“Great.  Oh, uh, and there was something else, something I was supposed to tip-toe around.” – Homer Simpson
“My divorce.” – Ruth Powers
“That’s it!  Whew, I’m glad one of us remembered.  That could’ve been embarrassing.” – Homer Simpson

11
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

Bart's Inner Child17

“So long, suckers!” – Homer Simpson
“Damn, they’re very slowly getting away.” – Principal Skinner
“They’re headin’ for the old mill!” – Moe
“No we’re not!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, let’s go to the old mill anyway.  Get some cider.” – Moe

10
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

LadiesRoom

“Here, let me show you something.” – Moe
“Wow, I’ve never been in here before.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, well, when I realized we hadn’t had no ladies in here since 1979, I turned it into an office.” – Moe

09
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

Bart Star11

“I cannot believe you are here!  Do you think maybe you could give me some pointers?” – Bart Simpson
“Sure.  There’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.” – Joe Namath
“Joe, honey, I fixed it.  It was just vapor lock.” – Joe’s Lady
“Oops, hey, look, I gotta run.  Remember what I told you.” – Joe Namath

08
Nov
15

Sunday Preview: Friend with Benefit

Friend_with_Benefit_Promo_1

Lisa makes a new pal at school named Harper, whose internet billionaire father becomes buddies with a different Simpson: Homer. Soon, though, Lisa becomes worried that Harper is a little too entitled

Sounds like there will be some Homer shenanigans tonight, not that there isn’t in every other zombie simpsons episode, but I can’t think of anything else to write.  Kristen Bell will be the voice of Harper, so even money there is a sloth in the show at some point.

08
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

When You Dish Upon a Star3

“Homer, um, most movie scripts are a hundred and twenty pages.  This is only seventeen, and several of the pages are just drawings of the time machine.” – Alec Baldwin

07
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

Lisa's Pony24

“What the- . . . you call this melted cheese receptacle clean?  The young man you replaced is rolling over in his grave!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

06
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

Bart's Girlfriend18

“You know, I was considering staying after school and helping teacher clean up.” – Bart Simpson
“Do you ever think anything you don’t say?” – Jessica Lovejoy

05
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

King Size Homer23

“You’ll want to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the Whipped Group, the Congealed Group, and the Chocotastic.” – Dr. Nick Riviera

Happy 20th Anniversary to “King-Size Homer”!  Original airdate 5 November 1995.

04
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

Marge on the Lam13

“It’s Marge!  She’s become a crazed criminal just because I didn’t take her to the ballet!” – Homer Simpson
“That’s exactly how Dillinger got started.” – Chief Wiggum
“Really?” – Homer Simpson

03
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

You Only Move Twice16

“It’s called Cypress Creek, a planned community designed for the workers of the Globex corporation.  Cypress Creek, where dreams come true . . . Your dreams may vary from those of Globex corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders.” – Cypress Creek Promotional Video

02
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

The Cartridge Family11

“Just gimme my gun!” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period.  We’ve got to run a background check.” – Blood Bath & Beyond Guy
“Five days?  But I’m mad now.” – Homer Simpson

01
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

Flaming Moe's17

“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson
“Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“No!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, let’s pretend you are.” – Mrs. Krabappel

Marcia Wallace would’ve been 73 today. Happy birthday.




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