Archive for December, 2015

31
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

AlarmClock

“Homey, how long do you plan to do this?” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t know, how long do horses live?” – Homer Simpson
“Thirty years.” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh.” – Homer Simpson

30
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

CharlatansAndBloodyTwits

“Ladies and gentlemen, most of you already know that with a little love and compassion, any puppy will grow up to be a cuddly little bundle of joy. . . . Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!” – Emily Winthrop

Happy birthday Tracey Ullman!

29
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Bowlarama

“Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the Bowlarama is back in business at its new location: teetering over the Carter-Dixon tunnel.” – Kent Brockman

28
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

TaleOfOneCity

“Cypress Creek, a tale of one city.” – Globex Video Narrator
“Let’s watch something else.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, you’re trying to talk us into moving to this place.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, yeah, that’s right.  Let’s watch this.” – Homer Simpson

27
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder4

“I can’t get Maggie to eat.  Maybe if you tried.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, I’m twenty-six hours late for work!  No time for Maggie.” – Homer Simpson

26
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

I Married Marge18

“Wow, I’ll take that ring.” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, sir.  And how will you be paying for it?” – The Family Jewels Salesman
“I don’t know.” – Homer Simpson

25
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Marge Be Not Proud13

“Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.” – Lisa Simpson
“We’re almost finished.  There’s just a little bit of green left.” – Marge Simpson

24
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

RichestManInTown

“Huzzah for the shopkeep!” – C.M. Burns
“Huzzah!” – Springfieldians
“Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.” – Ned Flanders
“To Ned Flanders, the richest left handed man in town.” – Homer Simpson

23
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Mother Simpson18

“My germs!  My precious germs!  They never harmed a soul!  They never even had a chance!” – C.M. Burns

Happy birthday Harry Shearer!

22
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

And Maggie Makes Three18

“Hey, Uncle Al, can Homer have a job?” – Barney Gumble
“Sure.” – Uncle Al
“Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“Barney, you’re fired.” – Uncle Al
“Okay.” – Barney Gumble

21
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Miracle on Evergreen Terrace6

“Hocus pocus, mucus pukus, my powers of deduction tell me you’re getting a hand made sweater, possibly yellow.” – Bart Simpson
“Mom, make him stop!” – Lisa Simpson
“Bart, put down that yellow sweater.” – Marge Simpson

20
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Mayored to the Mob6

“We’re screwed!  Use your lightsaber!” – Mayor Quimby
“What, and break it?  You know, George Lucas makes me pay for these!” – Mark Hamill

19
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Grift of the Magi4

“Wow, only twenty-two seconds from muttering to door smashing.” – Jim Hope
“That projects to a profit of three-hundred-seventy million dollars.” – Lindsey Naegle
“I’d still sleep a little easier if I saw some trampling.” – Jim Hope

18
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Fear of Flying22

“Wow, we must be really flying high!  Those people down there look all tiny, blurry, just like the inside of a cataract.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

17
Dec
15

Homer’s Triple Bypass Gifs

BedGoesUp

“Bed goes up, bed goes down.  Bed goes up, bed goes down.” – Homer Simpson

Happy Simpsons Day everyone!  In honor of this momentous occasion, we’re having .gifs.  (As before, if there’s something else from this episode you’d like to see in a repeating compressed image file, please let me know.)

Continue reading ‘Homer’s Triple Bypass Gifs’

17
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Thrillhou

“This is great!  And all I’ve done is enter my name, Thrillhouse!” – Milhouse van Houten

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Marge Be Not Proud”! (I guess.)  And Happy Simpsons Day!

16
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

$pringfield18

“I propose that I use what’s left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor.  And, once elected, I will send for the rest of you.” – Mayor Quimby

15
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Lisa's Date with Density17

“You got anybody in mind for your next crush?” – Milhouse van Houten
“Well, I’m really not thinking about that now.  I suppose it could be almost anybody.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes!” – Milhouse van Houten

14
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Secrets of a Successful Marriage11

“I think it’s great you’re a teacher, Dad.  So, will you be lecturing from a standardized text or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, Lisa, Daddy’s a teacher.” – Homer Simpson

13
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

TackInMyHead

“Uh, Krusty?” – Bart Simpson
“Hang on, kid, I got a tack in my head.” – Krusty the Klown




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