Archive for December, 2015

31
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

AlarmClock

“Homey, how long do you plan to do this?” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t know, how long do horses live?” – Homer Simpson
“Thirty years.” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh.” – Homer Simpson

30
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

CharlatansAndBloodyTwits

“Ladies and gentlemen, most of you already know that with a little love and compassion, any puppy will grow up to be a cuddly little bundle of joy. . . . Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!” – Emily Winthrop

Happy birthday Tracey Ullman!

29
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Bowlarama

“Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the Bowlarama is back in business at its new location: teetering over the Carter-Dixon tunnel.” – Kent Brockman

28
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

TaleOfOneCity

“Cypress Creek, a tale of one city.” – Globex Video Narrator
“Let’s watch something else.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, you’re trying to talk us into moving to this place.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, yeah, that’s right.  Let’s watch this.” – Homer Simpson

27
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder4

“I can’t get Maggie to eat.  Maybe if you tried.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, I’m twenty-six hours late for work!  No time for Maggie.” – Homer Simpson

26
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

I Married Marge18

“Wow, I’ll take that ring.” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, sir.  And how will you be paying for it?” – The Family Jewels Salesman
“I don’t know.” – Homer Simpson

25
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Marge Be Not Proud13

“Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.” – Lisa Simpson
“We’re almost finished.  There’s just a little bit of green left.” – Marge Simpson




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