Quote of the Day

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“Lisa’s recital is Saturday night.” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll be playing my first solo.  If you miss it on Saturday, I’d advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday.” – Lisa Simpson
“But Truckasaurus is one night only!” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, cruel fate, why do you mock me?” – Homer Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stantastic
    6 December 2015 at 2:41 pm

    Morale: never have children.

  2. 2 Victor Dang
    7 December 2015 at 1:04 pm

    I almost like how rudimentary this scene looks. You can tell they were still trying to get the designs down, and it’s evident from Homer’s mouth to Lisa’s off-kilter facial expression. But, there is still a charm to this, compared to the sterile drawings we’ve got today.

    (Also having good writing doesn’t hurt it, either.)

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