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Quote of the Day

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“Your son has a temporary condition called Lazy Eye where one eye is weaker than the other.  You’ll have to wear these for two weeks. . . . Menachem Begin wore a pair just like them!” – Hibbert Moneymaking Organization Optometrist


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Victor Dang
    9 December 2015 at 12:19 pm

    Man, I never realized how ominous that guy looks underneath that light. Probably because all the Hibbert Moneymaking Organization scenes after the one in Hibbert’s office move so damn fast.


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