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Quote of the Day

The Curse of the Flying Hellfish10

“And then he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other.  Why is he always making up those crazy stories?” – Bart Simpson
“Maybe it’s time we put Grampa in a home.” – Homer Simpson
“You already put him in a home.” – Lisa Simpson
“Maybe it’s time we put him in one where he can’t get out.” – Bart Simpson


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Victor Dang
    11 December 2015 at 10:39 pm

    Just have him fill out that Marvin Monroe take-home personality test or have him wear pink-bleached shirts and he’ll be there in no time…

    • 2 Gina Brevin
      14 December 2015 at 1:43 pm

      No, put him in the crooked home that Homer saw on “60 Minutes” (unless that’s Springfield Retirement Castle).


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