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Quote of the Day

CharlatansAndBloodyTwits

“Ladies and gentlemen, most of you already know that with a little love and compassion, any puppy will grow up to be a cuddly little bundle of joy. . . . Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!” – Emily Winthrop

Happy birthday Tracey Ullman!


6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 acreatureididnotknow
    30 December 2015 at 2:24 pm

    “Choke… Chain”

  2. 6 spiderterry84
    31 December 2015 at 9:34 pm

    “Is my dog dead, ma’am?”
    *laughs* “You don’t know how often I’m asked that.”


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