Archive for December, 2015



24
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

RichestManInTown

“Huzzah for the shopkeep!” – C.M. Burns
“Huzzah!” – Springfieldians
“Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.” – Ned Flanders
“To Ned Flanders, the richest left handed man in town.” – Homer Simpson

23
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Mother Simpson18

“My germs!  My precious germs!  They never harmed a soul!  They never even had a chance!” – C.M. Burns

Happy birthday Harry Shearer!

22
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

And Maggie Makes Three18

“Hey, Uncle Al, can Homer have a job?” – Barney Gumble
“Sure.” – Uncle Al
“Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“Barney, you’re fired.” – Uncle Al
“Okay.” – Barney Gumble

21
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Miracle on Evergreen Terrace6

“Hocus pocus, mucus pukus, my powers of deduction tell me you’re getting a hand made sweater, possibly yellow.” – Bart Simpson
“Mom, make him stop!” – Lisa Simpson
“Bart, put down that yellow sweater.” – Marge Simpson

20
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Mayored to the Mob6

“We’re screwed!  Use your lightsaber!” – Mayor Quimby
“What, and break it?  You know, George Lucas makes me pay for these!” – Mark Hamill

19
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Grift of the Magi4

“Wow, only twenty-two seconds from muttering to door smashing.” – Jim Hope
“That projects to a profit of three-hundred-seventy million dollars.” – Lindsey Naegle
“I’d still sleep a little easier if I saw some trampling.” – Jim Hope

18
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

Fear of Flying22

“Wow, we must be really flying high!  Those people down there look all tiny, blurry, just like the inside of a cataract.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson




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