Quote of the Day

Happy New Year 2016

“My life can’t get any worse.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer Simpson, report for much worse duty.” – Mr. Smithers
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 torbiecat
    1 January 2016 at 11:27 pm

    I’d bitch about having to work in a 24-hour porn shop in a big city on the night of New Year’s, but Homer had it much worse.

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