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16

Quote of the Day

NineDigits

“This machine reads zip codes; these five digits tell us where to direct your mail.” – Post Master Bill
“But it’s nine digits now.  What’s the point of these other four numbers?” – Lisa Simpson
“Those are citizen relocation codes.  With any luck, we’ll never need them.” – Post Master Bill
“She’s on to us, should I flood the chamber?” – Military Guy
“Not yet, lets get some lunch.” – Civilian Guy


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 3 January 2016 at 1:46 pm

    While this episode was pretty cruddy overall, the opening portion is amusing and gets some chuckles from me. Yeah, it’s has the dumbness of Lisa and Bart’s class being on the same field trip (seriously, I’ve never known field trips to have multiple grades in attendance), but there are some jokes I like with the postmaster.


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