Quote of the Day

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“My name is Marge Simpson, and I have an idea.  It may sound a little boring at first . . .” – Marge Simpson
“Chat away.  I’ll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.” – Mayor Quimby

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Bort Sampson
    15 January 2016 at 8:47 am

    “Diamond” Joe Quimby for President!

  2. 19 January 2016 at 10:10 pm

    This was an episode I saw in my very early days of being a Simpsons fan, after thirteen years of my mom strictly forbidding to ever lay eyes on the show, or anything even remotely subversive or satirical, for that matter – so poor little sheltered me was pretty shocked by this line. “Can they say ‘pornographic’ in a cartoon?!”

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