Quote of the Day

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“Homer, how much did you just give that man?” – Marge Simpson
“Calm down, Marge.  It’s just our life savings.  I’m not going to go into hock for this.” – Homer Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    25 January 2016 at 1:07 pm

    There’s another great screencap moment after this, where Marge angrily introduces herself to Lurleen as “MRS. Simpson” and she replies back “Charmed”. I love how she rolls her eyes quickly while she says that, like you can tell she’s up to no good here (which actually helps making the ending less heartbreaking once you know that).

    • 2 Stanimal
      26 January 2016 at 12:38 pm

      Homer should’ve fucked Lurleen. He’s an idiot, see, most men have mistresses and keep it up and personal from their wives. But Homer is such a moron I just can’t get over it.

      • 2 February 2016 at 11:27 am

        Yeah, but Homer, for all his jerkassery and idiocy, actually cares about Marge. Plus, you (and viewers like you) probably wouldn’t like it if he did do that. This is a season three episode, back when the characters weren’t caricatures of themselves.

  2. 4 Snow Job
    28 January 2016 at 12:45 pm

    What does Homer mean by “I’m not going to go into hock for this.”?

  3. 5 February 2016 at 3:30 am

    Totally unrelated and I’m sure you already know but this website http://www.frinkiac.com has got as many screen caps as you could possibly want from the first 15 seasons. Type in a quote and pick your pic! (I only found out about this I don’t own it or anything like that)

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