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Quote of the Day

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds16

“Hey, look, a really small dog just fell out of Santa’s girlfriend.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh my God, she’s having babies!  Oh, I’m sorry, girl, I thought you were just getting fat.” – Marge Simpson


5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Stanimal
    26 January 2016 at 12:36 pm

    Getting fat? LMAO those dogs fucked each other on the race track. What feminist wrote the joke?

  2. 5 Anonymous
    4 February 2016 at 4:16 am

    Guys, quit feeding the troll.


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