Archive for January, 2016



24
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish14

“Forty-eight dollars and seventy cents . . . ah, you know we don’t usually take rusty money.” – Chief Wiggum

23
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

The Mansion Family5

“That’s not an award.  That’s part of the set.” – Marge Simpson
“Nothing you can say will diminish this honor.” – Homer Simpson

22
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

And Maggie Makes Three19

“You’re a pin monkey?  Wow!  Finally I don’t have to be ashamed of my father’s job.” – Bart Simpson

21
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice16

“Get out of my car!” – Selma Bouvier
“This isn’t my house.” – Hans Moleman

20
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

The Trouble With Trillions6

“There you go, rat boy.” – Bart Simpson
“Does this make me look fat?” – Homer Simpson
“No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression.” – Lisa Simpson
“But not fat?” – Homer Simpson

19
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson17

“Well, I guess Macy’s and Gimbels learned to live side by side.” – Marge Simpson
“Gimbels is gone, Marge, long gone.  You’re Gimbals.” – Agnes Skinner

18
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

King Size Homer24

“When I grow up, I want to be a lardo on workman’s comp, just like Dad.” – Bart Simpson
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.” – Lardo Bart




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