Archive for February, 2016

29
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Separate Vocations16

“Ooh, they used nylon rope this time.  It feels so smooth against my skin, almost sensuous.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

28
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

CrimeVacation

“But, Daddy, you’re on vacation.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Crime doesn’t take a vacation.” – Chief Wiggum
“Hey, hey, careful, you’ll pop it!” – Louie

27
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase10

“If it isn’t my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!  What brings you folks to New Orleans?” – Clancy Wiggum, P.I.
“Mardi gras, man!  When the Big Easy calls, you gotta accept the charges.” – Bart Simpson
“Chief Wiggum, I can’t wait to hear about all the exciting, sexy adventures you’re sure to have against this colorful backdrop.” – Lisa Simpson

Happy birthday Bill Oakley! 

26
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Homer vs Patty & Selma16

“Homer, why didn’t you tell me?” – Marge Simpson
“I was ashamed, Marge.  I failed you as a husband and a provider, and at best I was a B+ dog.  I’ll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight.” – Homer Simpson

25
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

AllTheRecentEvents

“I’ll be fine!  I’m sure your replacement will be able to handle everything.  Who is he, anyway?” – C.M. Burns
“Homer Simpson, sir, one of your organ banks from sector 7-G.  All the recent events of your life have revolved around him in some way.” – Mr. Smithers
“Simpson, eh?” – C.M. Burns

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer the Smithers”! Original airdate 25 February 1996.

24
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

ActingBug

“As a child, I was bitten by the acting bug.  Then it burrowed under my skin and laid eggs in my heart.  Now those eggs are hatching, and the feeling is indescribable.” – Moe
“I know what you mean.  Our dog had that.” – Homer Simpson

23
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

StillMakeThatShampoo

“Don’t you see what you’ve done? Sideshow Bob hasn’t reformed, he’s pure evil!  Oh, if only you knew what he’s thinking!” – Bart Simpson
“I hope they still make that shampoo I like.” – Sideshow Bob




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