Quote of the Day


“Hey, look, there’s a big crowd to welcome us back!  Even though we lost.” – Football Player
“Hey, I’ll give you something to cry about, you loser!  You can’t catch a football?  Let’s see if you can catch a rock!” – Moe

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 8 February 2016 at 8:45 am

    I love how quickly this moment escalates. The people of Springfield have no qualms about straight up murdering their football team just because they lost a game. This is pure David Mirkin insanity.

Comments are currently closed.


deadhomersociety (at) gmail

Run a Simpsons site or Twitter account? Let us know!

Twitter Updates

The Mob Has Spoken

Dave on Quote of the Day
Ryan on Quote of the Day
Ryan on Quote of the Day
Gabbo on Quote of the Day
Steamed Hams on Quote of the Day
Ryan on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Makeup Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Kettle on Makeup Quote of the Day
Pavlik on Quote of the Day

Subscribe to Our Newsletter


Useful Legal Tidbit

Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. “The Simpsons” is (unfortunately) the intellectual property of FOX. We and our crack team of one (1) lawyer believe that everything on this site falls under the definition of Fair Use and is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. No revenue is generated from this endeavor; we’re here because we love “The Simpsons”. And besides, you can’t like, own a potato, man, it’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.