Quote of the Day

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“Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday’s horse race…” – Fat Tony
“Aw, come on, how ’bout letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?” – Krusty the Klown
“Who do you like?” – Fat Tony
“The tenor!” – Krusty the Klown
“Okay.  But we’re only letting the bet ride because you crack us so consistently up.” – Fat Tony

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 12 February 2016 at 9:15 am

    Good ol’ classic Simpsons weirdness. I’m still trying to figure out how one bets on an opera.

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