Quote of the Day


“Mrs K, whoever this guy is, you don’t need him.  There are plenty of good men around.” – Bart Simpson
“Name one.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“What’s wrong with Principal Skinner?” – Bart Simpson
“Seymour?  Let’s just say his Mommy won’t let him out to play.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“What about Coach Fortner?” – Bart Simpson
“Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Wow.  What about Groundskeeper Willie?” – Bart Simpson
“I’m not even going to tell you what that guy’s into!” – Mrs. Krabappel

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    15 February 2016 at 4:35 am

    She should’ve dated Chalmers, but I think he’s married.

  2. 15 February 2016 at 11:45 am

    The DVD commentary to this episode even said that this episode predicted that Skinner and Krabappel would be a couple (season 8’s “Grade School Confidential”) and that Groundskeeper Willie was a pervert (season six’s “Homer Badman”).

    Wish we could have seen Coach Fortner and his drinking problem.

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