Quote of the Day


“What am I supposed to do here?” – Bart Simpson
“Nothing.  Just sit.  I’ll be back. . . . Well, it’s been two hours, how do you feel?” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t know, I kinda want a cigarette.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s a good start, let’s get you a pack, what’s your brand?” – Homer Simpson
“Anything slim!” – Bart Simpson
“Okay, that didn’t work.” – Homer Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dumbstep
    17 February 2016 at 10:24 pm

    That means Bart’s gay, rrrriiight??!

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