Archive for March, 2016

31
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

Nerding It Up

“We’re having the best spring break of our lives, and we don’t need you around nerding it up.” – Bart Simpson
“That job is taken.” – Milhouse van Houten

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart on the Road”! Original airdate 31 March, 1996.

30
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

Bart Gets an Elephant10

“Look at this, Marge, fifty-eight dollars and all of it profit!  I’m the smartest businessman in the world.” – Homer Simpson
“Stampy’s food bill today was three hundred dollars.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, please, don’t humiliate me in front of the money.” – Homer Simpson

29
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

Simpson Tide10

“Hey, Homer, bring me back a torpedo.” – Bart Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“But Flanders got his kids torpedoes!” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, he did, did he?  I’ll show him, I’ll bring you a weapon of unimaginable destructive power!” – Homer Simpson

28
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

SomeonesBeenPracticing

“It’s your turn, Jimbo. . . . Someone’s been practicing over the summer, welcome aboard!” – Mr. Largo

Happy birthday Alf Clausen!

26
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

Colonel Homer18

“Tonight I’d like to try something a little different. It’s a song I wrote while I was mopping up your dried blood and teeth.” – Lurleen Lumpkin

25
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

The Telltale Head18

“Will my dog Pepper be there?” – Janie
“I’m sorry, but the answer is no.” – Sunday School School Teacher
“Why not?” – Janie
“Because Heaven is for people.” – Sunday School Teacher
“What about my cat, Snowball?” – Lisa Simpson
“I’m sorry, but the answer is no.” – Sunday School Teacher
“Will there be cavemen in Heaven?” – Milhouse van Houten
“Certainly not!” – Sunday School Teacher
“Um, ma’am, what if you’re a really good person but you’re in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated, will it be waiting for you in Heaven?” – Bart Simpson
“For the last time, Bart, yes!” – Sunday School Teacher

24
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

A Fish Called Selma17

“Having a baby isn’t supposed to be work.  It’s supposed to be an expression of the feelings we’re supposed to have for each other.” – Selma McClure
“Oh, like how we built that snowman together in that Newport ad? Remember how alive with pleasure they said we were?” – Troy McClure




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