Quote of the Day

22 Short Films about Springfield14

“Hey, you know what? I could call my ma while I’m up here. Hey, ma! Get off the dang roof!” – Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Al Gore Doll
    3 March 2016 at 4:04 pm

    Some folk’ll never lose a toe, but then again, some folk’ll
    like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel!

    • 2 Malibu Stacey
      3 March 2016 at 4:30 pm

      Some folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again, some fok’ll
      like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel!

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