Quote of the Day

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“Seymour, I’m getting tired. Tell them we’re going next.” – Agnes Skinner
“Well, I’m not principal of the line, mother.” – Principal Skinner
“And you never will be.” – Agnes Skinner

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Lamb of God
    4 March 2016 at 3:25 pm

    Geez, that woman is such a b*tch, but the stuff she says some of the times also makes me howl:

    – “You’re failing again Seymour…what is it with you and failing”
    – “Seymour has to use the bathroom! His bladder’s full! Full of urine!”

    • 2 Stan
      4 March 2016 at 6:56 pm

      That’s a classic running gag of her being dominant and him being submissive, despite the fact that he’s “supposed to” be managing a school. And, unlike the “SKINNEEEERRRRR!” joke, it came all the way from the Classic seasons.

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